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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
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Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Why upsc is considered the toughest exam in the whole world?
Still no good.
No go.
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
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They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Verdict in trial of Rays shortstop Wander Franco to come Thursday - Tampa Bay Times
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Stranded dolphins on Oahu test positive for human-risk bacteria - KITV
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Is it true that most women like alpha males?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
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